Tooth
It's been so long since I updated this blog she has had a 100% increase in her toothiness. And what fine nippers they are - plunging them into flesh and paper and plates and occasionally food with gay abandon. The occasional collision with a nipple is the worst side effect of this toothy development but she is now onto the joy of baby food.
And for reasons passing any sane understanding we're baby lead weaning which is basically means she makes one hell of a mess, consumes a teaspoon of food and then departs the table. Not dissimilar to a drunk or drug addled super model, but much sweeter. And it has also meant that those glorious yellow excrescences, so innocent, so unctuous, have been replaced by foulsome green slime that is malodorous and gruesome.
Even poo is a marker of the passage of time! Where does the time go? But don't let me fall into that awful parental swamp. Instead enjoy some pictures of her.
And for reasons passing any sane understanding we're baby lead weaning which is basically means she makes one hell of a mess, consumes a teaspoon of food and then departs the table. Not dissimilar to a drunk or drug addled super model, but much sweeter. And it has also meant that those glorious yellow excrescences, so innocent, so unctuous, have been replaced by foulsome green slime that is malodorous and gruesome.
Even poo is a marker of the passage of time! Where does the time go? But don't let me fall into that awful parental swamp. Instead enjoy some pictures of her.
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